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Chief Crazy Captain Christo is a character in a screen play being written in Minnesota to be
orchestrated on a stage in …… see if you can guess where. This is an actual conversation between
the main character Chief Crazy Captain Christo and the delightful wordsmith Chef Gordon Ramsay from Fox’s hit TV show Hell’s Kitchen. We join the conversation already in progress…
Over the loud speaker ( Gilbert Godfried ) was heard…
” …and the winner is by a lard margarine Chief Crazy Captain Christo. “
Thunderous applause and a few sprinkles of lightning were heard and seen throughout the
great plates.” Never before has Chef Gordon Ramsay ever been this mad. He was seen kicking
the trash cans and littering the audience with shouts of “DONKEY” which made the judges of the
contest ( Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy, Rob Zombie and Sheri, Zakk Wylde and Barbarranne, Gene Simmons and Tweeder, and of course War and Buffet (the Vampire Slayer), eye Chef Gordon
Ramsay in a new light.
” this cant be possible…” Chef Ramsay shouted, ” All my dishes were fantastic yes, and brilliantly prepared. Every possible ingredient was used. They were arranged to be beautiful to the eyes as well as a smorgasboard of pallette to the taste buds. What possibly could you Donkeys have been thinking when you judged Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s Sea Bass Filet Mignon and Oysters over Pumpkin Avocado Buffalo Burgers” Chef Ramsay stormed off the set of the now infamous “Pacific Omaha, Omaha Pacific” challenge or PO-OP challenge.
The judges were unanimous in their admiration for Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s dish and were surprised to find out that his dish was really just made out of a carved pumpkin. In short, every last judge asked Chief Crazy Captain Christo how the Hell he pulled off the Greatest upset in the land of Milk and Honey using only a Pumpkin. Here is C.C.C.Christo’s response:
….” to all the Good Judges who make it a point to sell their brand of entertainment to the world. My secret ingredient was ……”
All the judges, including Rob Zombie, leaned forward to hear the secret to C.C.C.Christo’s successful win over Chef Gordon Ramsay,
” My secret ingredient is and always has been you Jack Asses,
Art O’ Fisher Fillet Vo-Rings.”
It took a while for the hoots and the hoot owls to simmer down but when they finally did and they always do, Chief Crazy Captain Christo walked off the stage and gave each of the judges a freshly cut pumpkin rind in the shape of a G.
So as the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo skateboarded back to his trailer in the park, he stopped to admire the sunsetting as plain as day and exhaled, ” Maybe next time I’ll answer the judges the proper way and say something like,
My secret ingredient has been to imitate Ol Chef GORDO, beat him to the punch line,
and exclaim My secret ingredient is and has always been the Jackal Lantern, the Jack O’ Lantern
and forevermore the Donkey ho-tay.
Stay tuned when Chief Crazy Captain Christo invites Chef Gordon Ramsay and family to a council meeting to take place sometime in the year 2010 to discuss plans to build Twelve new restaurants around a rock and roll , sports, medicine, movie and of course the Great Pumpkin Letters menu will be delivered to Chef Ramsay if he shows up. Actually, if Chef Ramsay shows up the menu is blank so if he wants to keep the blankety blankety blank out of his dialogue for one hour, we can proceed to design the first seven star restaurant in the history of the Milky Way.
Escape (Pina Colada Song) by Captain Jack
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Nomad Solid Hardwood Platform Bed Frame – Queen Size $149.00 The Nomad is made of smooth, clean, unfinished poplar hardwood, not pine. Many of the pine frames on the market have a rough splintery feel. Pine averages 18% moisture content, our hardwood is kiln dried to 8%, which means it’s far less likely to split or warp. This pure untreated wood is preferred by many consumers seeking a natural, hypo-allergenic alternative to todays chemical laden products. … |
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Twin 6 drawer Tall Platform Storage Bed Imagine how much more storage space you?d have with the Tall Twin Captain?s Platform Storage Bed with 6 Drawers. Designed to accommodate twin-sized mattresses, this captain?s bed is perfect for bedrooms where space is at a premium. With six 18? deep drawers that can be installed on either side of the bed, you?ll actually gain space while storing clothing, linens and more! You won?t need a box spri… |
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Prepac Manhattan Queen Platform Storage Bed, Espresso $279.99 DIMENSIONS: 18.75″h x 63″w x 81.75″d… |
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Captains Bed Plans (Woodworking Project Paper Plan) $14.00 Also called a storage bed, this traditional style Captains Bed converts unused space into a convenient system of drawers. The headboard and footboard are built separately for ease in moving, plus they can be bolted to either end of the rail/drawer assembly so that drawers can be on either side depending on your desired room arrangement. Builds a twin size bed. Includes full-size blueprint style … |
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Convertible Captain’s Crib, Changing Drasser Plans $22.95 A crib converts to all the way adult bed; give this furniture along life in any home. It can be a crib, a daybed or a full size bed. It’s a crib! A features a 1/4 drop gate rail with changing dresser and under crib storage. It’s a daybed! Replace front side rail with the gate rail, the crib becomes a daybed. It’s a full size bed! Adding an adult bed kit, the crib cans easily spite into a drawer ch… |
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American Contemporary Queen Bed Project Plans -Design #3AMC1 $12.95 A popular American contemporary design, this beautiful platform bed offers simplicity and style to any bedroom. It is designed to be practical, easy to make, economical, and sturdy. It all use dimensional lumber and basic hardware available in any local home center. Plans are for queen size bed; with a few simple modifications, the bed can be built into a full size. Assembled measurements queen… |
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South Shore Twin Captain’s Bed Imagine Collection, Morgan cherry $379.98 Finish:Morgan Cherry The Imagine Twin Captain Bed will charm both kids and kids at heart, and is remarkable for its many storage compartments that help you to make the most of your space. This bed is a 3-in-1 bedroom solution. The bed, a 4-drawer chest and a night stand all combine into one item to make the most out of a small space. Ideal for siblings who share a bedroom. Four very large drawer… |
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South Shore Loft Bed Imagine Collection, Morgan cherry $579.98 The Imagine Loft Bed is constructed of engineered wood products in a Morgan Cherry finish. It is composed of a three drawer chest, a top bed with its ladder and a storage unit with a door, drawer and a toy box. The practical drawer chest has three large drawers perfect for storing clothing, toys or other items. You can place it under the loft bed, at one of the two ends. The multipurpose storage u… |
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Full Bookcase Captains Bed w/6 Drawer Under Chest or 3 drawers/trundle This item comes with a bookcase headboard that is perfect for night time storage and display, a built-in cubby door in the footboard, as well as your choice of 6 Drawer Underbed Storage Unit as shown in the picture or a 3 Drawer Underbed Storage with Twin Trundle…. |
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Julie’s Gift: Memories of London $12.28 Kevin and Julie travel to London. Kevin loathes sightseeing. Julie is the quintessential tourist. Kevin ends up enjoying the trip but doesn’t tell Julie. He secretly writes a book about his fond memories to surprise her and express his love…. |
